Hey World, Raven here.
Hey World, I want to wish
everyone Happy Holidays.
Hey World, Mom has been
hogging the computer. Okay.
she's been hogging the compute because something called
the hard drive crashed. I mean I crash into stuff all the time,
but I didn't go-wuh, wuh, wuh.
Hey World, Mom has been hogging the computer, and Arwen
hasn't been able to post on her blog. Hey World, I took Mom's
computer, and I'm posting on Arwen's blog. Bwa! Ha! Ha! If
Mom finds out I have her computer, she may go, wuh, wuh,
wuh, again.
Hey World, I'm having a drawing for the Dog Whisperer videos.
They sent her two. We don't need two. Mom is expecting me to behave.
She goes around pointing her finger and making this weird sound. She
thinks she's like alpha woman or something. Arwen has had it with Mom
So, world email Arwen and she'll put your name in the dog bowl,
and we'll have a drawing at the end of the month.
Hey World, we're still doing the Shakespaw festival. Here's me playing
Titania. Mom says the cat is going to have to play Oberon.
Whatever. I'm going to eat the hat next time Mom puts it on my head.
Happy New Year,
Raven
2 comments:
Woo. Our computer went to that great recycling place and we'll never hear from it again. As mom says, "The PC is dead. Long live the iMac!" And as I say, "Woo."
If you need any help ripping that hat up, just call me. That being said, you look quite bee-woo-tiful, Raven.
Luv and happy new year,
Dave
Hubba hubba. You can be my fairy princess any day, Arwen. That hat looks tasty, especially that long tail. Dibs on the tail.
Don't put my name in the drawing for that video, though. I'm perfect as I am and Mom would get ideas, like that maybe she can "cure" me of finding tasty stuff on the counters when she's not looking. She calls it counter surfing. I call it superior hunting skills.
If you have a drawing for that hat with the tail I'm in. - Woody the Golden Retriever
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