Hello World,

I've decided to become a villain.

Arwen, you a villain?

Yes, me a villian.

Why?

Because Mom keeps giving me diet dog cookies.

But, diet dog cookies shouldn't inspire you to be a villain.

No, World, you're wrong. If you have to eat something as nasty as my
diet cookies, then it would make you cranky, and you'd be a villain, too.

Bwa! Ha! Ha!

Arwen