Hello World,

Last time I left you, my villainous grumpiness had inspired Mom.
Like you, I was confused. I can never figure her out, but today
she revealed her inspiration.

Today, she pulled out the stupid princess conehat.

"Arwen, it's time to open up the Spring Shakespaw Festival."

I dug a hole.

"Arwen, you're going to be the lead."

I dug a deeper hole.

"Arwen, you're going to play the part of the shrew in our production of Taming of the Woo. "

I dug the deepest hole I've ever dug.

"Arwen, you're going . . ."

Oops, Mom fell into the hole.

Later,

Arwen