Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Hello World,



Sorry, it's been so long since I have posted.



Let me give you an update:



1. Several holes have been dug.



2. I have not found the stupid princess cone hat.



3. Raven has been all sweet and lovey-dovey to Mom.



4. Mom calls Raven 'twinkle paws' because she's such a happy dog.



5. I am not jealous of Raven.



6. Mom tells me to get my snooter out of a snit.



7. 'The Cat' has demanded screen acting guild wages for his role in The Taming of the Woo.



8. Mom has threatened to get out the furminator.



9. "The Cat" has demanded that he be allowed to write a new play, Winter's Tail (it's all about meow).

10. Need I go on.

Later,

Arwen

Friday, May 01, 2009

Hello World,

No luck finding the stupid princess cone hat. I may have to
get Raven involved in this investigation.

Mom just smiles at me. "How's the puppy doing?"

I glare at her. "Puppy wants thes stupid princess cone hat.
Puppy doesn't want to be the shrew in The Taming of the Woo.
Puppy wants a truckload of rawhide bones. That is what the puppy
wants."

Mom ignores me.

I need to go and dig a hole.

Later,

Arwen