Hello World,

Mom is threatening to give me a bath because
I smell 'ripe'.

Me? A bath? I don't need a bath. I'm very
offended by her 'ripe' comment.

Go give the "The Cat" a bath. He stinks.
He smells 'ripe'. In fact, I saw him rolling
in the compost pile. Yeah, that's it. It wasn't
me rolling in the compost pile. It was 'The Cat'.

Later,

Arwen